In other news, I'm crazy, or just not as quick to get over things as I thought.
In other, other news. Optimists die sooner. I hope that's not true, I mean, I'm gloomy as the bayou in the mid-afternoon sun, but I know people that are not. According to UPI.com, optimists will end up living a shorter life that people who see the glass as half empty. Fellow Pessimists, convert your sun shiny brothers and sisters, and enjoy a long healthy life with them. Remember, the glass may be half full, but what are it's contents? I'd rather have a half-empty glass of piss than a half-full one.
In the 'Interesting health facts' category, according to Chicagotribune.com, women who drink coffee have a lower risk of having a stroke than women who don't drink coffee. Yes, have that second pot, mother, it'll help you in the long run. The threat is reduced up to 25% in women who drink coffee regularly. That's pretty damn cool, but I'll be impressed if the next study that these people do finds that Twinkies have the same properties as the best diet pills, but no side effects.
We all know about the stuff that's going on in Japan, it's a tragedy, it's sad. If i had more disposable income, I'd donate as much as I could to the relief effort. But on a semi-related not, it's not the start of 2012! Christ, I mean, really? 2012 is not coming 'Sooner than we think!' in the words of a guild mate. I'm not even worried if it is. I'm ready! Are you? I've survived at least four apocalypse situations, I'm ready for another! The Mayans lived forever ago, how could we know what that stupid calender meant? Bring it on, world, bring it on!
Hmm, it's raining outside right now. Bout damn time. Well, I'm nearly about to pass out.
aaaanyway, With love,
Tactical Linkage.
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